It’s a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, “Hey, mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.” Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said Rosita. Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it’s the perfect time,” Pedro begged. “But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon.” replied Rosita. Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me.” Rosita looked at Pedro and said, “OK, one time, we’ll do Weeweechu.” Pedro grabbed his guitar […]
> NO PASS BACKS > > > Merry Christmas ! > > You’ ve been Elfed !!! > Content warning: What’s on the “more button” is PG-13 which is kind of ironic as it’s so juvenile.
>> A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. >> >> > The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to “clean up” the bird’s vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at […]
This photo below was taken at a competition in June 2008 involving 9 women for best makeover. They had every possible beauty treatment available to them over a period of 12 hours before the contest. Look at the before and after photos. Conclusion – there are no ugly women only poor women. The woman 2nd from the left won the contest. Beer has the same effect….
Did I read that sign right? TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside […]
On Monday’s and sometimes Wednesdays I post stuff people have forwarded to me in email. I know, like you haven’t already seen it. In a few weeks, that will probably change as I make some adjustments to my lineup. Anyway, this is from one of those emails.
Not to self – got to go buy potatoes. > > > An Exercise For People Over 50 Years Of Age > > > > Begin by standing on a comfortable surface where you have plenty of room at each side. > > With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides, and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. > > Each […]
I haven’t verified most of this, but I do know that some of it works. It does wonders for rusty locks and grimy bicycles. >Stock up on WD-40! > >A lady got up very early one morning and went outside to pickup the Sunday >paper, she noticed someone had sprayed red paint all around the sides of the >neighbors brand new beige truck. She went over and woke him up and gave him >the bad news. He was, of course […]
> > THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it’s for real! > > > > AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: > > 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. > > 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. > > 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING […]