
Jack: So, what kind of research do you do for a living?
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Jill’s Mom: Hey, Sis. Thanks for calling but I’m busy right now so I have to get off the phone. Aunt Gertrude: What are you doing? Jill’s Mom: Remember when we all went drinking a few nights ago, including my daughter and my no good son-in-law? Aunt Gertrude: Yep, yep. I remember. You got so drunk we had to carry you out. Jill’s Mom: Well, never mind that. Jack borrowed some money from me to get more beer, then called me a chump. A chump! Well, I’m getting even. I’m planting bugs all over their house so I can keep track of him. Aunt Gertrude: Wait. Wasn’t that the time you were dancing on the table? He wasn’t calling you a chump! He was calling you a CHIMP! Jill’s Mom: Oh. Now you tell me. This week’s Jack and Jill word was provided by The Boy’s Girlfriend on the Thursday 13 list. It’s the one that grabbed me this time. I’m still thinking about Sassy. I’m open to more suggestions. Toss out some words or phrases and let’s see what I can do with them.
Jack: I got zapped by an ad. To be continued. For more posts with Zap go to Whistle Stop Photohunt Jack: I really wanted to buy these earrings for Jill. I know she’ll love them. But I’m broke.
Today’s theme is Broken Be sure to visit the home page.
Jack: I know who did this, but where could she be? Today’s theme is High Be sure to visit the home page.
Today’s theme is Public Be sure to visit the home page. Jill: So that’s what took you two so long. That’s a pity. Just when I thought it would be worth the weight.
Today’s theme is Waiting Be sure to visit the home page. Jill: (calling from the next room) Did you find the pie?
Jack: Yeah. I’ve got it covered. Today’s theme is Covered Be sure to visit the home page. Jack: I thought you said there’s be lemon pie, but I can’t find it. Jill: It’s behind that door, but don’t open it.
Jack: Why not?
Jack: OH!!!! Jill: Because Mom hates it when you yell “oh” in her face. Today’s theme is Yellow Be sure to visit the home page. Jack: What? You think I took the chocolate chips? Just because I have a little chocolate on my hands… Seriously, Darling you know I wouldn’t do something like that. Jill: Did you just say wood ant? Jack: Um… yeah. That’s it. A wood ant took your chocolate chips. You believe me don’t you?
Jill: I sure do. Run!!!! Today’s theme is Wooden Be sure to visit the home page. Jack: No! That’s still wrong. Raoul: But the other one got greasy so I couldn’t wear it to the party. My frat brothers would laugh. Jack: You think they won’t laugh anyway?
Raoul: They’re expecting it. Jill: Just don’t mess this one up. It’s my last good dress. Today’s theme is Greasy Be sure to visit the home page.
Jack: You know, Raoul, the first time you got drunk and put on Jill’s dress was funny. The second time was a little weird. But now you wear it all the time. That’s just wrong, Raoul. Jill: Yeah, you’ve stretched it out and it’s all wrinkly. Better have it dry cleaned before you give it back. Today’s theme is Wrong Be sure to visit the home page. Jill: Is this really a how-to-play-guitar program? I don’t get all these symbols. Just how are we supposed to play that?
Today’s theme is Symbolic Be sure to visit the home page.
Jill: I don’t mind making you a smoothie now and then, and I don’t mind you’re drinking so many of them, but I’m fed up with making so many. One more, and that’s it! Today’s theme is Drink Be sure to visit the home page. |
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