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Seriously Reviewed said "You know? Every so often you read a story that starts a little slow on the first few pages and then.....BAM it just explodes! This was one of them for me."

Kaye's Book Review Page
on which she said The book is "short, sweet, light-hearted and just plain fun."

Vince at Philosophy of Romance said "Alice Audrey’s voice is fresh, feisty, full of surprises and always fun. The author also deals with real people having real problems and she does it in a very insightful way."

Nessa at Chrysalis Stage said "If you like sweet, fast-paced romance with a hot hero and all of the misunderstandings that two people can throw at each other, then you will love this story."

Night Owl Reviews didn't have anything nice to say about it. Hey, you can't win them all.

Brenda Talley of Romance Studio said " I recommend this book to anyone. It was a pleasure to read and I shall look for more of her work in the future. "

By Guta Bauer at Murphy's Library did it twice! Once in English and once in Portuguese. I'm assuming they both say, "Life goes on, choices need to be made and we can never let our past deny us of our future. That’s just some of the things we learn from this story. "

If you did a review of my book, let me know! I'll be glad to link to you, even if you didn't like the book.

SMILES

Jack: So, what kind of research do you do for a living?

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Plant of the Ape

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Jill’s Mom: Hey, Sis. Thanks for calling but I’m busy right now so I have to get off the phone.

Aunt Gertrude: What are you doing?

Jill’s Mom: Remember when we all went drinking a few nights ago, including my daughter and my no good son-in-law?

Aunt Gertrude: Yep, yep. I remember. You got so drunk we had to carry you out.

Jill’s Mom: Well, never mind that. Jack borrowed some money from me to get more beer, then called me a chump. A chump! Well, I’m getting even. I’m planting bugs all over their house so I can keep track of him.

Aunt Gertrude: Wait. Wasn’t that the time you were dancing on the table? He wasn’t calling you a chump! He was calling you a CHIMP!

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Jill’s Mom: Oh. Now you tell me.

This week’s Jack and Jill word was provided by The Boy’s Girlfriend on the Thursday 13 list. It’s the one that grabbed me this time. I’m still thinking about Sassy.

I’m open to more suggestions. Toss out some words or phrases and let’s see what I can do with them.

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Path Time

Previously in Jack and Jill: Lullaby

For more posts with paths go to Keyhole Pictures

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Now, There’s a Thought



Jill:
What happened to you?

Jack: I got zapped by an ad.

To be continued.

Previously in Jack and Jill:

For more posts with Zap go to Whistle Stop Photohunt
For more posts with advertising go to Keyhole Pictures

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Broken Hearted

Jack: I really wanted to buy these earrings for Jill. I know she’ll love them. But I’m broke.

Today’s theme is Broken
Previously in Jack and Jill: She Likes to Get High

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She Likes to Get High

Jack: I know who did this, but where could she be?

Today’s theme is High
Previously in Jack and Jill: PDA

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PDA

Today’s theme is Public
Previously in Jack and Jill: Where All the Best Pie Ends Up

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Where All the Best Pie Ends Up

Jill: So that’s what took you two so long. That’s a pity. Just when I thought it would be worth the weight.

Today’s theme is Waiting
Previously in Jack and Jill: He’s On It

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He’s On It

Jill: (calling from the next room) Did you find the pie?

Jack: Yeah. I’ve got it covered.

Today’s theme is Covered
It directly relates to last week’s : Yell Oh

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Yell Oh

Jack: I thought you said there’s be lemon pie, but I can’t find it.

Jill: It’s behind that door, but don’t open it.

Jack: Why not?

Jack: OH!!!!

Jill: Because Mom hates it when you yell “oh” in her face.

Today’s theme is Yellow
Previously in Jack and Jill: He Wouldn’t

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He Wouldn’t

Jack: What? You think I took the chocolate chips? Just because I have a little chocolate on my hands… Seriously, Darling you know I wouldn’t do something like that.

Jill: Did you just say wood ant?

Jack: Um… yeah. That’s it. A wood ant took your chocolate chips. You believe me don’t you?

Jill: I sure do. Run!!!!

Today’s theme is Wooden
Previously in Jack and Jill:

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That’s Not The Point

Jack: No! That’s still wrong.

Raoul: But the other one got greasy so I couldn’t wear it to the party. My frat brothers would laugh.

Jack: You think they won’t laugh anyway?

Raoul: They’re expecting it.

Jill: Just don’t mess this one up. It’s my last good dress.

Today’s theme is Greasy
Previously in Jack and Jill:

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Wrong. Just Wrong

Jack: You know, Raoul, the first time you got drunk and put on Jill’s dress was funny. The second time was a little weird. But now you wear it all the time. That’s just wrong, Raoul.

Jill: Yeah, you’ve stretched it out and it’s all wrinkly. Better have it dry cleaned before you give it back.

Today’s theme is Wrong
Previously in Jack and Jill: Cymbolism

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Cymbolism

Jill: Is this really a how-to-play-guitar program? I don’t get all these symbols. Just how are we supposed to play that?

Today’s theme is Symbolic
Previously in Jack and Jill: Just One More Drink, please

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Just One More Drink, please

Jill: I don’t mind making you a smoothie now and then, and I don’t mind you’re drinking so many of them, but I’m fed up with making so many. One more, and that’s it!

Today’s theme is Drink
If you didn’t read last week’s Jack and Jill – Just One – your really should. It’s the set up for this week.

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The Serialists

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