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For Moving In

Seriously Reviewed said "You know? Every so often you read a story that starts a little slow on the first few pages and then.....BAM it just explodes! This was one of them for me."

Kaye's Book Review Page
on which she said The book is "short, sweet, light-hearted and just plain fun."

Vince at Philosophy of Romance said "Alice Audrey’s voice is fresh, feisty, full of surprises and always fun. The author also deals with real people having real problems and she does it in a very insightful way."

Nessa at Chrysalis Stage said "If you like sweet, fast-paced romance with a hot hero and all of the misunderstandings that two people can throw at each other, then you will love this story."

Night Owl Reviews didn't have anything nice to say about it. Hey, you can't win them all.

Brenda Talley of Romance Studio said " I recommend this book to anyone. It was a pleasure to read and I shall look for more of her work in the future. "

By Guta Bauer at Murphy's Library did it twice! Once in English and once in Portuguese. I'm assuming they both say, "Life goes on, choices need to be made and we can never let our past deny us of our future. That’s just some of the things we learn from this story. "

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Reboot

Jack: What’s wrong? Isn’t our new computer working?

Jill: The sales guy said it should boot right up, but I can’t turn it on at all.

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Who do?

Gertrude: I understand your feelings, Tina. I mean, that guy really is kind of creepy, but what can you do?

Tina: Don’t worry about it. I’ve got it covered.

Gertrude: What do you mean? And what are you doing?

Tina: Isn’t it obvious? It’s voodoo.

Previously in Jack and Jill: To Heel a Broken Heart

The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is Voodoo as suggested by Novroz
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To Heel a Broken Heart

Raoul: Aunt Tina, calm down.

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Lantern Jaw

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Full Moon

Previously in Jack and Jill: SMILES

The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is full moon as suggested by The Boy
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SMILES

Jack: So, what kind of research do you do for a living?

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Foregone Conclusions

Jill: So, what do you think? Would you like to rent the room from us?

Theodor: Well, let us consider. I am in search of a residence which will allow me to engage fully in my occupation as a researcher. To that end I seek a place that will provide me with a comfortable environment with the least amount of fuss. Although you offer all utilities included, you do not offer meals, laundry, or general cleaning. The room is of substandard size and esthetic appeal, and is clearly already in use. Furthermore the price is high. You have not even introduced me to my potential roommate. What do you conclude?

Jack: Well, considering she’s the roommate, I guess it’s obvious you wouldn’t want….

Theodor: I’ll take it.

Previously in Jack and Jill: Stud Muffin

The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is foregone conclusions as suggested by The Walking Man
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Stud Muffin

Jill: Would someone answer the door? It’s probably the new renter.

Tina: You aren’t really going to rent my room, are you? I wouldn’t mind sharing the room with him if he’s good looking.

Jill: Just open the door.

Previously in Jack and Jill: Cushioning the Fall

The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is Muffin as suggested by Colleen

Cushioning the Fall

Jill: Mom, it isn’t just that you and Jack don’t get along. We also need the money. The mortgage on this place is killing us.

Tina: But I like living with you. I can’t help it if I don’t have any money for rent.

Jill: Well, you better get used to the idea, because the first renter comes to look at the place tomorrow.

Tina: What? I will not be treated this way. I want to stay here, and that’s final. *stomp*. Oops!

Raoul: You’re always welcome with me. I don’t mind cushioning your fall.

Tina: You and your crinolines. (grumbling)

Previously in Jack and Jill: Pearls Before Nine

The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is Cushion as suggested by off the Kid’s List
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Pearls Before Nine

Jill: Mom, I’m serious. If you make me choose between you and my husband, I’m going to choose my husband. After all the things you’ve done to us – from planting listening devices in our plants to jumping out from places you shouldn’t be – I can’t blame him for being mad about your moving in. You should go home. Besides, what’s so bad about living with Cousin Raoul?

Raoul: Yeah, Aunt Tina. The way you moved out of Mom’s house just because I moved in hurt my feelings. Is cross dressing really such a bad thing?

Tina: It isn’t your cross dressing that’s the problem. It’s your total lack of class. Really? Pearls before nine pm.? Ridiculous.

Previously in Jack and Jill: Assign of the Times

The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is Pearls Before Swine as suggested by brian miller
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