Categotry Archives: Jack and Jill
Strangled Moonshine
Theodor: What happened here? Jack: Bachelor party! I’m the laaaaasssst bachelor, so we had it at my place. P-p-pretty wild, huh? Theodor: Let go of the moonshine. We need to talk. The future had been ruined by your mother-in-law. I need all the information on her personal history that you can provide. Jack: What mother-in-law? I’m a baaaaachelor! Hey! Don’t put a cork in it. You’ll strangle it. By the way, who are you? Previously in Jack and Jill: Cupid […]
Cupid and Pink Hearts
Jack: Honey, I have something for you. Happy Valentine’s day. Jill: Thank you! It’s beautiful. I love y…. Poof! Jack: Jill? Jack: Huh, that’s funny. Why did I buy a rose? Previously in Jack and Jill: Broke The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “cupid and pink hearts” as suggested by Heather Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
No one thinks grandpa can handle babysitting grandkid without sending her home with a pocket full of money
Tina: Gosh, thanks great-great… I mean grandpa. No, no, I really am your grandson. Theodor: Uh-oh. Previously in Jack and Jill: Little Things The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “No one thinks grandpa can handle babysitting grandkid without sending her home with a pocket full of money” as suggested by TWM Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
Little Things
Tina: What is cocci? I don’t see anything. Theodore: Of course not. Like all bacteria, they are too small to see. Tina: Oh. Previously in Jack and Jill: Male or Female? The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “Bacteria” as suggested by Novroz Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
Male or Female?
Theodor: Well, I can certainly see the family resemblance. Tina: I don’t. I mean, babies all look alike, but I can hardly believe that’s my father. Theodor: I can run a test if you want proof, but really you look alike right down to the cocci. Tina: What are cocci? Theodor: Don’t ask. Previously in Jack and Jill: Eight Maids a Milking The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “cocci” as suggested by Novroz Want to see what […]
Eight Maids a Milking
Tina: Wait. You mean my ancestors weren’t nobility?! Previously in Jack and Jill: Lords A-Leaping The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “dairy maids” as suggested by Heather Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
Lords A-Leaping
Tina: Hey, let’s go explore. Theodor: I think that may not be the wisest decision. Tina: Oh come on. I’ve got some ancestors that were nobility. I bet they could serve a good lunch. Theodor: Well, I have kings in mine, but you don’t see me…. Previously in Jack and Jill: When my grandma is a virgin again. The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “Lords a-leaping” as suggested by Heather Want to see what I can do […]
When my grandma is a virgin again.
Tina: Where are we now? Theodor: You mean when? Your guess is as good as mine. Previously in Jack and Jill: The Hassles of Time Travel The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “When my grandma is a virgin again.” as suggested by Brian Miller Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
The Hassles of Time Travel
Tina (running): Ken! Ken, you doll, you. Wait for me. Your cheeks are so nice and… wait. You aren’t Ken. David Hasselhoff?! Gah! Whack! Wham! Tina: Let’s just go. Theodor: Yeah. Previously in Jack and Jill: The Express Way The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “hassle” as suggested by Talon Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
The Express Way
Tina: I always wanted to talk to Ken. He’s my idol. I just want to hug him and kiss him and… but I never had the words. Oh! I know how to get my feelings across. I’ll do it right now. Theodor: Wait! Don’t get out of the car now. Tina: Why not? Theodor: Because This time machine is in express mode. We’re about to go again. Previously in Jack and Jill: KenNetTic The theme for this week’s Jack and […]
KenNetTic
Tina: This is definitely NOT the 1930’s. It’s the 70’s! Theodor: How do you know. Good Lord! Is that man naked? Tina: That’s how I know. That’s Ken. He’s streaking. Theodor: I don’t see any smears. He must be a lunatic. Shall we get out the net? Tina: Don’t bother. He’ll just drive you nuts. It’s enough to make me twitch. Previously in Jack and Jill: Time was made for traveling (in a Studebaker) The theme for this week’s Jack […]
Time was made for traveling (in a Studebaker)
Tina: What happened to your time travel machine? Theodor: This is it. Judging by the shape I would guess this to be the 1930’s. Tina: Whoah! What’s that! Previously in Jack and Jill: Seasoning The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “Time was made for traveling (in a Studebaker)” as suggested by TWM Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
Seasoning
Tina: What are you doing? Theodor: I’m building a time machine. Tina: Why? Theodor: It seems like one of my ingredients needs a bit more seasoning. Tina: Got nothing to do with me. Gah! Previously in Jack and Jill: Food Poisoning The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “seasoning” as suggested by Alice Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
Food Poisoning
Tina: You don’t look so good. Are you sick? Theodor: Must have been something I ate. Previously in Jack and Jill: The Birdman of Alka Selzer The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “sick” as suggested by Heather Want to see what I can do with a word or phrase? Make a suggestion.
