Categotry Archives: Jack and Jill
Car
Today’s theme is automobile. I had this mediocre idea involving an automatic wheelchair, but don’t have the time to put it together, so here’s a repost of a previous Jack and Jill. Now if only I could remember the words to go with it.
Glassy Eyed
Jack: And then the quarterback went to the left instead. It was a beautiful play. Hey, Darling, are you listening? You’re looking a little glass eyed. Jill: Pass another beer. I’m starting to see straight. Previously in Jack and Jill: Spoil Sports For more posts with glass go to Keyhole Pictures
Spoil Sports
Jack: Darling, are you going to watch the game with us? Jill: Nah. Previously in Jack and Jill: Sigh-ings For more posts with sports go to Keyhole Pictures
Sigh-ings
Jack: Why are you two sitting here sighing? Jill: It’s the season. Jack: What? Fall? Jill: Football. We’re going to be football widows. Jack: Oh! Right! I’ll go call the guys. Previously in Jack and Jill: Photo Shopping For more posts with 1 signs go to Keyhole Pictures
Photo Shopping
Jack: Hey look! I can walk on water. Jill: Show off. For more posts with shopping go to Keyhole Pictures
Random Thought
Jack: Why’d you stop so fast? Jill: My train of thought wrecked. Previously in Jack and Jill: Pantings For more posts with planes & trains go to Keyhole Pictures
Lullaby
Jack: What is that noise? Jill: We’re making up a song. Mom has been very inspirational. Jill’s Mom: It’s just for our a-muse-ment. heh heh. Jack: The song is fine, but the inspiration is just muse-ick. Previously in Jack and Jill: For more posts with Song go to Whistle Stop Photohunt For more posts with go to Keyhole Pictures
Career Development
Jack: So? What do you think? Jill: What’s wrong with your job at the microbrewery? Jack: What? You want me to be a bottle washer all my life? I need something better if we’re going to have kids. Jill: Yeah, but the Spam Museum? For more posts with Zany go to Whistle Stop Photohunt For more posts with workplace go to Keyhole Pictures
Rumors Spread Like Ripples
Jack: What are you making? It’s got ripples in it. Jill: Baby food. Jack: Really?! That’s wonderful. Wait, you aren’t even pregnant yet. Jill: I know. It’s for… Jill: …Mom! Jill’s mother: Did I hear you say pregnant? Yes! Previously in Jack and Jill: A Matter of Taste For more posts with Ripple go to Whistle Stop Photohunt For more posts with cooking go to Keyhole Pictures
A Grave Mistake
Jack: How was I supposed to know the name could wash off? Previously in Jack and Jill: For more posts with Clean go to Whistle Stop Photohunt For more posts with graveyards go to Keyhole Pictures
A Matter of Taste
Jill: Isn’t this a great book? I really gives you the feel for how long some bridges are.
A Creative Endeavor
Jill: I’d love to go on a second honeymoon. Where do you want to go? Jack: Somewhere romantic. Jill: Paris? Hawaii? Niagara Falls? Jack: Oh. No, I can’t afford the mile high club. I was thinking of something more creative. Like the kitchen table. For more posts with Creative go to Whistle Stop Photohunt For more posts with famous places go to Keyhole Pictures
