Daily Archives: July 5, 2014

Alternative Means

Aunt Gertrude: You mother said she was going on vacation, so you won’t have to worry about her for a while, but I don’t know where. Jill: Really? Did she say what she was going to do? Aunt Gertrude: Sledding, apparently. Jack: So she must be in South America, or maybe Australia. Aunt Gertrude: Well, maybe. But she built a ramp. I’m pretty sure they won’t let you bring a ramp on an airplane. Jack and Jill unanimously: Uh-oh.

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