Kid Quotes

1. The Girl: I’m allergic to sewing. I break out in stress.

2. The Girl (Walks up with cat): Organic purr machine.

3. The Girl: Literary works are such downers. Unless it’s Shakespeare. Then it’s satirical and horrifying.

4. The Girl: Mainstream culture is only mainstream because it’s convenient for a lot of people.

5. The Girl: I refuse to respect anyone who disrespects the female gender for multiple chapters.

6. The Boy (regarding a “home bum” at a dumpster): He can run faster scared than I can mad.

7. The girl: I have finally realized that I am too lame to be a real nerd.

8. The Girl: I just had a flashback to a dream. In the dream one of the mountains was a volcano that went off. Only instead of lava it was lemmings. So we had a lemming volcano apocalypse.

9. The Girl: I feel like the world is simpler when you think of clothing as bits of fabric.

10. The Girl (first thing in the morning): The lighting is right for a Tim Burton movie.

11. The Girl (while trying to put shoes on before going to school on a rainy day.): Well Bah! Disgruntled. (Yeah, she actually said, “disgruntled”)

12. Me: If it keeps raining you should get your homework done simply out of boredom.
The Girl: I think you’re underestimating my lounging powers.

13. The Boy: He was just a greasy geek, but I’m more appealing. No, really. I may be a bum, but I’m a happy, healthy, handsome bum.

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And a bonus. The Girl: Hitler wasn’t accepted to the art school because they were a bit purist. Well, he was purist, too… but….