13 Places I Have Found Stray Socks

The kids get mad at me when I don’t keep their socks washed, then go and stuff them in the weirdest place. I have found them in:

1. In the very tip of a shoe. The shoe did not belong to the same person as the sock.

2. Scattered around the living room.

3. The Girl had a huge pile of them under her bed.

4. Under my bed. No matter how many times I tell the kids not to leave them there, that’s where their socks end up. We won’t discuss the smell.

5. Draped around a plant.

6. Under a carpet. Yes, under. We’re talking a wall to wall carpet, The sock, long out-grown, was discovered when the carpet was replaced.

7. In the cushions of the recliner.

8. Under the recliner, having apparently been pushed right past all the cushions.

9. On the porch.

10. In every conceivable part of the car. Except the engine. The sock in the engine is a whole ‘nother story.

11. Stuck to the inside of the washer days after all the laundry was done.

12. Under the kitchen table. Yeah, maybe I should sweep more often.

13. In the oven. I don’t know why.

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