Maura asked on Romance Roundtable if you could have five parallel lives and a different career in each what careers would you pick. I’m picking 13:1. Writer. Of course. I’m going with Accountant as my real-life career, for now.
2. Movie actress.
3. Singer in a Rock band.
4. African drummer. What? I have to get paid? Ok, famous African drummer. What do you mean there aren’t any rich and famous African style drummers? It’s my alternate reality and I can make the world be anything I want. So there.
5. Saint. See #4.
6. Owner of a coffee shop. I’d call it Alice’s Restaurant.
7. Real estate mogul.
8. Carpenter. I can actually drive a nail straight. I just can cut wood the right length.
9. Elven princess. See #4.
10. Private Investigator
11. Alchemist. Yep, #4 again.
12. Gentlewoman Farmer – the kind that owns the land and points and things get done.
13. Rocket Scientist.