
My kids keep me entertained. Check out some of the things they’ve said in the last three or four months.
1. The Girl: The tongue is what happens when you don’t have any bones.
2. The Girl: My head just had a train wreck. No, I mean my train of thought went off the tracks.
3. The Girl: I have come to poke you. *poke* I succeeded. *walk away*.
4. The Girl: I’m kidding. No. Now I realize that I was kidding.
5. The Girl: Looks like someone is planning on running around in their underwear.
6. The Boy: I don’t want to go to college, although there are some easy subjects to study. You know, like physics.
7. Me: You’re being silly.
The Girl: Why wouldn’t I be?
8. The Girl: All I need is a wall to talk to. Thank you, Mommy. *hug*
Me: All I am is a lump on a log to you.
The Girl: No, no. You’re a very warm lump on a log.
9. The Girl: I’m yammering at you, aren’t I. I’m going to keep doing it.
10. The Boy: These pants are so homey. They’re warm and soft. Homey.
11. Me: you kind of have to have a mother and a father, even if they aren’t around any more.
The Girl: Unless you’re some kind of android robot and don’t know it.
12. The Boy: She’s like Paul, only not as big and dumb because she’s a girl.
13. The Boy: If there was a zombie invasion I wouldn’t go to a hospital. The spores would be every where and you would be zombiefied instantly.























These are absolutely adorable. I love the train wreck one. Kids are so cute and smart at the same time. Thanks for visiting my TT.
Kids say the darn-est things. Love what the girls says.
Janice~
LOL some of those are just awesome! Haha! #1 gave me a chuckle straight off the bat. Kids are priceless.
Have a great day and Happy T13!
These were all great and gave me a well-needed chuckle today.
Happy T-13 & St. Patrick’s Day.
These are so funny!
Well, I hyave to say your girl and boy are entertaining!
Kids are just hilarious! The trainwreck, kidding, zombie comments are my favorite.
I don’t have a T13 this week because of a St. Patrick’s Day blog hop. The prize is a Kindle 3, so I wanted to make sure all my T13 buddies knew about it and had the chance to win.
Happy TT,
~Xakara
Free Read/Kindle 3 Contest
Hilarious! Thanks for stopping by!
Oh my, they are definitely amusing! You are so good to have kept track… I’ve had those chuckle moments with my boy, and then, whoosh, they are gone… just a memory.
Thanks for the smiles.
If I don’t write them down. I won’t remember.
Your kids are absolutely hilarious! And I think your daughter might have already figured out Blade Runner. (At least the film version.)
Brilliant!
Your kids always crack me up!
Nice-looking undies.
lol on the physics being easy. I guess he’s a smart one.
xoxo
Such words of wisdom! We should store these and send them via radio transmission to alien worlds – it would amaze them for sure!
I love your kids. And I know where they got it. My favorite of the many pithy comments my kids made:
The Girl (walking away): mutter mutter, mutter mutter
Me: Stop muttering! If you have something to say, just say it.
The Girl (over shoulder): Then it wouldn’t be muttering.