13 More Things People in My Family Have Said

1. The Boy: Curry? I thought it was bad incense.

2. The Girl: “Mom! You should hear the conversations I have with myself. They’re weird.”

3. The Girl: Ow! Don’t rub my head. I’m dandruffly injured.

4. Mr. Al: It never ceases to freak me out the messages you can receive when you’re open to that sort of thing (during a conversation about God)

5. The Girl: I’m just happying.

6. The Girl: I find with a lot of music I can’t multitask or I won’t get the full awesomeness of the song.

7. The Girl: Of course I’m curious. I’m a kid.

8. The Girl: I chewed a TicTac wrong and hurt my tooth.

9. The Girl: She’s one of those mean teachers. If you do something wrong she makes you fill in one of those awkward papers – like a refocus.

10. The Boy – (at a rock concert talking about someone on stage) I touched his dreadlocks.

11. The Boy – (to a toy) Fine. Be broken.

12. Mr. Al – Sometimes you just have to put a stake through the heart of a book. (While discussing how relieved I was to finally give up on one of my first)

13. The Girl – It’s my imagination. Just leave me with it.