{"id":11604,"date":"2014-07-02T22:09:53","date_gmt":"2014-07-03T04:09:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/?p=11604"},"modified":"2014-07-02T20:46:13","modified_gmt":"2014-07-03T02:46:13","slug":"13words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/?p=11604","title":{"rendered":"13 Words"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Girl is such a teenager. She insisted on giving me flack. And guff. She wanted to give me some grief, too, but managed to restrain herself. I don’t think she intended to give me exactly 13 of them, but you know what I had to do once I’d counted them.<\/p>\n

\"Guff\"<\/p>\n

Thursday Thirteen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Girl is such a teenager. She insisted on giving me flack. And guff. She wanted to give me some grief, too, but managed to restrain herself. I don’t think she intended to give me exactly 13 of them, but you know what I had to do once I’d counted them. Thursday Thirteen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thursday-thirteen"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11604"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11608,"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11604\/revisions\/11608"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}