Monkey Man<\/a> hosts the 160 Character Challenge. See what you can write in 160 characters or less, spaces included.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\u201cMom, hurry up. My girlfriend\u2019s waiting and you said we\u2019d go soon. What do you mean you need a shower first? Just throw a shirt over your night gown and let\u2019s go already!\u201d Monkey Man hosts the 160 Character Challenge. See what you can write in 160 characters or less, spaces included.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[121],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-121"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5588"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5588\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5590,"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5588\/revisions\/5590"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\u201cMom, hurry up. My girlfriend\u2019s waiting and you said we\u2019d go soon. What do you mean you need a shower first? Just throw a shirt over your night gown and let\u2019s go already!\u201d<\/p>\n