{"id":5623,"date":"2010-08-22T00:05:32","date_gmt":"2010-08-22T06:05:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/?p=5623"},"modified":"2010-08-07T22:54:48","modified_gmt":"2010-08-08T04:54:48","slug":"for-your-own-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/?p=5623","title":{"rendered":"For Your Own Good"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Go away!  Go!  Don\u2019t come back around with your smiles and open hand.  I\u2019ll only ruin them.  Can\u2019t you tell I\u2019m diseased?  Achoo! <\/p>\n<p><a target =\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/petzoldspracticalprose.blogspot.com\/\" title=\"\">Monkey Man<\/a> hosts the 160 Character Challenge.  See what you can write in 160 characters or less, spaces included.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Go away! Go! Don\u2019t come back around with your smiles and open hand. I\u2019ll only ruin them. Can\u2019t you tell I\u2019m diseased? Achoo! Monkey Man hosts the 160 Character Challenge. See what you can write in 160 characters or less, spaces included.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[121],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-121"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5623"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5623\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5624,"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5623\/revisions\/5624"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aliceaudrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}