Alternative Means

Aunt Gertrude: You mother said she was going on vacation, so you won’t have to worry about her for a while, but I don’t know where.

Jill: Really? Did she say what she was going to do?

Aunt Gertrude: Sledding, apparently.

Jack: So she must be in South America, or maybe Australia.

Aunt Gertrude: Well, maybe. But she built a ramp. I’m pretty sure they won’t let you bring a ramp on an airplane.

Jack and Jill unanimously: Uh-oh.

Previously in Jack and Jill: Roadkill Stew

The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “Sledding” as suggested by Heather
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