I just got back from a road trip through Canada. Here are some of the off-hand comments made while there:
1. Watch out for the bicycle. No, not that one. Or that one. Oh, never mind.
2. What’s the difference between a road sign with a horse and a road sign with a horse being ridden?
3. Slow Down! It’s supposed to be 80 KILOMETERS per hour, not miles.
4. But everyone around us is going faster!
5. Merge left! The lane ends now.
6. Is that a snow field or just another glacier?
7. Check out that ski-lift. It looks like it comes right in to town.
8. What’s that weird stuff hanging off the cliffs? Is that a net?
9. Watch out! We have to merge left again.
10. Wow, there really is a goat on the roof.
11. How much gas is left? Uh-oh.
12. Stop! I want a picture!
13. (Parroting the voice of the GPS system) “And then… left turn.” Shouldn’t that be merge left?
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