Regular Fruit

Tina (Jill’s Mom): Hey, Gertrude. We’re out of mangoes.

Gertrude (Tina’s sister): We have plenty of apples and oranges. Have regular fruit instead.

Doorbell: Dingdong

Raoul (Gertrude’s son): Mom, can I stay here a while? I got kicked out of my apartment for cross dressing.

Gertrude: Of course you can.

Tina: (muttering). If that’s the kind of fruit we’re going to have around here, I’m moving out.

Novroz suggested Exotic Fruit.

Previously in Jack and Jill: Plant of the Ape