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1. Aw, cuddly kitties. It’s like candy without the weight gain.
2. So I was re-reading Bleach, because that’s what I do; re-read things… .
3. After trying eggplant Parmesan: I didn’t know what eggplant tasted like – and I still don’t.
4. Eek! Nature.
5. Me: I think your hair looks better blond than brown.
The Girl: That’s because I live blonde.
6. Me: Go read manga. You need to cool down (after she planned several snippy comments to post on Facebook)
The Girl: Leave me alone. I love to hate.
7. I had some other things on my agenda (before we go to an appointment) like brushing my teeth and a quick palates workout.
8. (While standing between me and my computer): I stand between you and your social life.
9. Talking about her friends: And I said why doesn’t E get a flash drive of her own. And A said, “because her priority is fast food.”
10. The Girl and I on a walk
The Girl: I’m the one who was running (to catch up) and you’re the one panting?
Me: I was running before.
The Girl: That wasn’t running. That was speed gimping.
11. Ah, that terrible moment when you realize the cat’s teeth are whiter than yours.
12. It’s not enough to be a lama. You must be a lama with a cape. Only then will you reach your full potential.
13. The cat’s will often fart when they want to be put down. It happens enough to make is feel like it’s intentional. Especially Diana.
The Girl: Oh, no, no. That isn’t stinky enough to make me put you down, kitty.
Can’t help laughing at number three — that’s exactly what I thought last summer when I added some to Lasagna Helper. *g*
If she doesn’t know what eggplant tastes like, she’s just as well off. My mom didn’t know you were supposed to salt it for half an hour before cooking it, and her eggplant was always bitter.
I agree, the eggplant one is the funniest.
8 was cool but I thought that one needed a Dali for your Lama to reach your full potential?
I am, by choice, childless. It’s reading stuff like this that (only occasionally) makes me regret that decision. How cool it must be to have created such a person. What a blessing.
What a cool list! She sounds like a real hoot. I bet you enjoy her a lot.
very funny. 1,8,9,11. gosh. what a super wit to have around.
haha i dont know what eggplant tastes like exactly either….smiles…darn that cat as well…smiles…these are funny…
What an original mind! She must be a writer too. I especially like the line about the lame needing a cape to be super lame.
Yes! I’m with you, girl. Cuddling kittens is as sweet as candy.
http://otherworlddiner.blogspot.com/2013/03/inspiration-from-news.html
Cuddling kittens leads to your brain exploding into candy. She’s totally on to that one.
As for the eggplant – eat eggplant parmigiana where the eggplant isn’t deep fried. You taste it then – and it’s good!
Happy TT!
I want to be a lama with a cape.
13 Chapter Titles for tSLBoM
LOL! I’m with her on number four! Eeek! Nature! Totally say that!
*hugs*
Paige
My TT is at http://paigetylertheauthor.blogspot.com
True about kitties- and pups too!
Have a great rest of your day!
Awwwww….what an adorable photo. And I love #12 the most. LOL
Speed gimping. That’s funny.
Cute photo!! Is that the cat who got hit recently? I forgot whether you had told us his name or not.
Your daugther is really cool!!
What she said in number 12 reminds me si much of the things The Mighty Boosh often talked about
Yep. That’s the Thousand Dollar Kitty. Otherwise known as Icarus.
It is a very Boosh-like thing to say. She’s a total sweetheart. I regularly get a kick out of her, even if she does like to come a poke me every few minutes.
I would love to feature Icarus in my Share Your Pets project at my Turtle’s blog.
Would you mind being a guest author for that project? http://kamekroten.wordpress.com/2012/04/07/share-your-pets-project/
I can tell she is a sweet girl from your 13 quotes
Sure.
horay
just whatever you want to share about him. Will first week on April okay with you?
I will sent you email as soon as I can