Roadkill Stew

Tina: Hey! Something wrong with my peace offering?

Aunt Gertrude: I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.

Jack: Wasn’t planning on it.

Jill: Why not?

Aunt Gertrude: She’s been driving up and down the highways a lot lately.

Jill: Oh. I’m not hungry.

Previously in Jack and Jill: Say Cheese

The theme for this week’s Jack and Jill is “Roadkill stew” as suggested by The Walking Man
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