Thursday Thirteen #13: Things To Do With A Cat – For Cat Lovers

1 – Put him in a sink and take pictures.
2 – Put him in front of a Gerbil cage and take pictures.
3 – Dangle a string in front of him and take pictures.
4 – Forget the camera and dangle a string in front of him. Really get him going so his ears are up, his claws are out, and he’s jumping all over the place, then wish you hadn’t put the camera down.
5 – Feed him liver paste then take him to your mother in laws house so he will fart there.
6 – Wrap him around your shoulders like a fur stole.
7 – If he’s a black cat encourage him to sit in the window on Halloween.
8 – When trick or treaters come, call him so he jumps out of the window and makes the kids giggle because they thought he was just a decoration.
9 – Put a bow on him and take pictures before he realized his dignity has been impugned.
10 – Let him sleep.
11 – Take pictures of him asleep because he’s so cute doing it.
12 – Run around the neighborhood yelling “Here kitty, kitty, kitty,” because you forgot he was supposed to go to the vet today.
13 – Go to sleep with him curled up on top of your head.And don’t forget to take pictures! Really, then post them on your blog and tell me where they are so I can go moon over them.