Fwd: Old Men!!!

>Skinny Dipping
>
>A ‘funny’ for your enjoyment.
>
>An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
>He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables,
>horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees.
>
>The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.
>One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it
>over, as he hadn’t been there in awhile. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket
>to bring back some fruit.
>
>As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
>As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
>in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went
>to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, ‘We’re not coming out
>until you leave!’
>
>The old man frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim
>naked or make you get out of the pond naked.’
>
>Holding the bucket up he said, ‘I’m here to feed the alligator ‘
>
>Old men can still think fast.