Birthday Cake Candles

  The girl had a birthday a little while back. She saw these squiggly looking candles in the store and had to have them. I thought sure, why not?

Well now I know.

See how short the one on the right is compared to the one on the left? That’s how much it burned down in the time it took me to light the candles. She blew them out as soon as I could get the last one lit, and still, we almost ran out of time. What’s more, they dripped wax all over the cake.

All I can say is you won’t see this kind of candle on MY cake.